Carson Wentz Turnovers Recipe
Ah, incredibly crusty & flakey!
According to bakingamoment.com a 'turnover' is,
…a classic pastry made by spooning a simple apple filling into the center of a square of pastry, then folding the square into a triangle shape, encasing the filling. The turnovers are then baked to golden brown perfection.
According to theeaglesareactuallybad.com a turnover is,
…a classic blunder made by a simple QB being a total square, then that square folding under pressure, encasing the team in despair. The turnovers are then about to be baked when they're accidentally handed to the other team; a golden brown football, tossed to perfection.
Recipe:
1 stick butter to match the state of Wentz's fingers
2 tsp hey Jason Peters what the hell are you doing, besides NOTHING, while we're at it?
50 lemons, extra bitter
1 pkg puff pastry (completely deflated & stale)
2 Yuengling tall boys, for coping
3 Parliament menthols, bummed from neighbor on stoop when you can't watch anymore
1 bushel extremely bruised apples to match current fan ego
Set oven to 'HELL FIRE' for 2 hours, let apartment get real smokey so you can go back outside again & stare at the curb.